My first source of annoyance? Facebook hoaxes.
Time and time and time and time again, the same "warnings" appear on Facebook...
Click 'Like' or 'Share' and Facebook will pay for this child's desperately needed surgery. No. It won't. Ever. All you have done is tell everyone you know that you enjoy pictures of dying toddlers. And while we're at it - prayers are not currency! 1 like = 1 pray (they always get that word wrong) but a share is worth 10? Oh come on, people!
If you see a child crying in the street - don't help! You'll get raped. Bollocks. Leave a lost child crying and all you've done is make their life momentarily worse.
The constant rehashing of urban legends as events that actually happened is tiring too... and don't get me started on the ads!
Hot chicks are not waiting for older men!
I will not, EVER!, play Clash of the Clans!
I will not, EVER!, watch that video of [insert starlet's name here] home sex tape. Do you know why? I'm not interested and IT DOESN'T EXIST!!
I need to go back to bed and get out of the right side...